Sep
11th
2016
I Did Ten Situps Before Posting This Blog, 'Cause My Back Did a Fart Noise When Hitting the Ground and It Made Me Giggle · 1:59am Sep 11th, 2016
No, for real -- the title ain't lying. If I arc my back a little when touching the ground after a situp and then let it down slowly, my shirt creates a weird bubble of air and it makes the fartest noise I've heard in my life. It was hilarious.
Shut up. It's 4 am and I can't sleep. I just heard that due to some bureaucratic mishap I don't have a house near my university yet so I'll be forced to skip the first couple days. Let me enjoy my back farts in peace.
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Aragon · 1,096 views
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#Hilarious how the amount per milestone is pretty much random
#anyway now I go back at doing sit-ups
#maybe I should record myself and send the video to my siblings
#I'm sure they'll appreciate it
#also like it's true that I'm not allowed at the nearest buddhist temple
#although for once it's NOT MY FAULT
#one day you'll get that story I'm sure
